Little Billy is a quirky, creepy little dude with a strange view on the world. Dayton artist Scott Edgar has been creating these cartoons since 2011 and just recently launched a website so you can follow the adventures of Little Billy and his friends.
Little Billy tells us about himself:
Being a vampire sounds exciting and fun filled – unless you are squeamish at the sight of blood. Then it is probably not the life for you. Well, the death for you. Depending on how you see it. Fortunately I see it through rose tinted glasses. Oh, wait…no, that was something red and sticky smeared all over my glasses. No idea what.
Anyway, so I am a vampire. Yes, I look sweet and innocent, rosy cheeked and freckled, but that’s because I was turned at a young age. My Cousin Lucretia and I both are stuck looking like kids, but in actuality, we are both over 500 years old.
Certain pop culture writings and movies like to make it seem like it’s a bad thing to turn kids and it would never be permitted, but vampires are “live and let live” kind of creatures. Unless we are hungry. Or a little bored. Thank god for X-box, right?
Centuries of boredom and repeating the fifth grade over and over have kind of warped our little predatory minds a bit. More in an eccentric, charming way than a scary, “I’m not cleaning that up” way. I think its given us a unique perspective. Maybe you will agree.
What do you want to know? It’s probably none of your business anyway, but whatever. I’m like really old, though I don’t look it. Part of being immortal vampire, I guess. I am always stuck shopping in the girl’s section and repeating the fourth grade again and again. Don’t ask me how the teachers don’t seem to notice that. On their salaries I doubt they notice much. That and I think they try to block out any memory of having me as a student, which is kind of nice cause it saves me having to do it for them. Plus I get to slowly break them down over and over! Bonus!
When I grow up I intend to be a Supermodel Super Spy Illuminati Assassin. I am a bit vain, crazy, and violent so it seems like a good career choice. I thought about becoming a Hollywood Producer, but even vampires have a few morals.
After I do my homework, I like to practice magic and spells! Ha, no, I am just kidding. I don’t do my homework. That’s what the butler is for.
Boo is my pet ghost, a spirit I raised from the dead. He goes with me pretty much everywhere, even if people can’t see him.
That’s all you need to know for now. Other than to avoid me in dark alleyways. *evil grin*.
A science fair project gone wrong. It’s never a good idea to raise the dead – you just don’t know what you will get! A cute little bunny who now roams the earth as a vegetarian zombie. Well, he eats the brains of vegetarians. That counts, right?